Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I bring you the final chapter of Yamada and the Beautiful Itou.  I don’t know why it took Yamada sixty chapters to realize who the best girl in the universe was, but there you have it.  Japan’s weird, I guess.  It’s been a great ride, and I hope you all enjoyed it.

Look forward to Ms. Yoshikawa’s next work!

The Big Finale

This is what I do in my spare time.  Consider this just a rough draft/teaser text, even though it’s pretty much done.  I’ve tried looking for an editor for it, since my prose is absolutely horrible, but either I’m too apathetic about looking for one or the massive amount of text is very off-putting.  Anyway, if you or someone you know would like to edit this shit contact me at shark0week0@gmail.com and we’ll see if you’re what I’m looking for.  By that I mean if your idea of an editor is a spell-checker, go away.

The chapters are massive and pretty much novellas in and of themselves, so I don’t feel too bad about releasing them as I finish.  I won’t be making any volume packages until I get a finalized script, though.  Also if you are good at making that sort of thing and feel like helping, email me.  Otherwise you’ll get stuck with zero format :)

There are some things I’d like to write notes on, but they’ll have to wait.

Oh, and you can also read it online here if you don’t feel like downloading it.  I highly doubt you’ll want to, though, because 1. I’m retarded at wordpress so there are no pictures, and 2. It’s, again, massive, so reading it all in one browsing session is probably unlikely.

This post is missing a picture.

I know y’all want this to happen.

Blah blah blah new chapter blah blah blah. Just one left until we’re all caught up!

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And it feels gooooooooooood.

Which means you can have the next Yamada chapter. :D

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The extra pages make me want to kill myself.

Huge thanks to Chewy for doing an amazing job saving my ass on all those insane redraws.  I love you, Chewy!  Don’t leave me!

Next chapter when?  To answer that, my child, we must go back.  Back, to a time when…zzzzz.

Chapter 19

Also recruiting letterers for whatever the fuck you want to letter.

People banging down my door to release.  I need my beauty sleep, guys :(

Also everyone say thanks to JV especially, who did this in no time flat.

Chapter 56

JV Edit: Have another one! Chapter 57

I don’t like the actually insane characters.

Pill popping ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Chapter 55

Except for Humanity has Declined. That’s entirely different.

Oh, and have some Yamada.

This was announced on April 1st last year. The torment!

And so the sun sets on another April 1st. Don’t you just enjoy following us?

To the hawaiians and people with a sense of humor: <3 you.

To the people who asked for a “proper English release plz”: You wouldn’t know proper English if it kicked you in the ‘okole.

Have fun!